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Poster: jerlouvis Date: Jan 21, 2011 11:56am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: hilarious article(non-dead)

One of the funniest things I have read in quite a while is this Christian's group take on the Phish scene.

http://christwire.org/2011/01/just-say-no-to-the-phish

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Poster: madmonkmcphee Date: Jan 21, 2011 1:09pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: hilarious article(non-dead)

Thanks dude, haven't laughed that hard in a while! Looks like this group will be getting sued. I say, let them say whatever, it's so amusing. Almost as if The Onion had a part in it, but I'm sure it's real. Why would anyone wanna waste their life following "The Phish" anyway?

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Poster: boltman Date: Jan 21, 2011 2:50pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: hilarious article(non-dead)

I believe that ChristWire.com is a satirical site along the lines of The Onion. They have taken in a number of media outlets including NBC LA and The Huff Post.

One of his blogs is "Golden Girls: How One TV Show Turned A Generation of American Boys Into Homosexuals".

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Poster: daliguana Date: Jan 21, 2011 6:17pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: hilarious article(non-dead)

Got to be fake - read about the public buttplug removal stations in SF: "I guess when you live in a city where 98% of the people walk funny, due to the last night’s train of 20 interracial men ramming plastic vein snakes into each other’s waste hole, you might run into a problem with someone forgetting to unpack their poo slide. For a whole 25 cents, this machine can remove Tylor’s red bulbous butt basher out of your rump if you’re on your way to your industrial styled office."
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Great writing, though.
Too bad many will take this as the truth. I sent a link to my ultra-right SIL - her response? "Apalling to say the least. Especially when you have kids."

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Poster: deadpolitics Date: Jan 21, 2011 2:50pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: hilarious article(non-dead)

Thanks for the link! This is my favorite part so far.

"The concerts themselves are the foulest orgies of self-indulgent self-satisfaction seen since the tumultuous sixties. When first ushered to their assigned locations in the arena, these “Phishheads” will immediately scope out the area for the most pliable drug abusers within range of their tapping fingers and “Hey dude” calls so that they may score communal soft drinks and “drags” from poorly-rolled blunts. As the evening grows later, they will abandon any sense of camaraderie to lifelong friends in order to scheme closer seats and vivacious women. Eventually the night reaches a fever pitch of exposed breasts and mushroom peaks and the terrifying hippie dancing will begin. Naked, they writhe and commingle with erotic intensity as guitarist Trey Anastasio descends into confusing jam sessions. Children of all ages will tear off their clothes and jump in muddy mosh pits, kicking and penetrating each other with little compunction for common sense. Young girls have their precious bodies traded among eager, breaded elders and teen boys are forced into nightmares of sexual congress. Even regular Phishheads will admit that masturbation is shockingly common in their “scene.”"

Oh man, it gets even better as you go on!

Great writing! Hard to believe this is serious.

This post was modified by deadpolitics on 2011-01-21 22:50:27

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Poster: fenario80 Date: Jan 21, 2011 1:52pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: hilarious article(non-dead)

Great stuff! Someone is clearly doing way too many drugs ...

This post was modified by fenario80 on 2011-01-21 21:52:45